1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,540 Production: Light Vision, Pony Canyon 2 00:00:05,110 --> 00:00:09,570 Cooperation in Planning: Office Kitano Cooperation in Production: Light Vision Entertainment 3 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:36,970 I'll take another one. Leader, please smile! 4 00:01:01,740 --> 00:01:02,880 Hey. 5 00:01:03,850 --> 00:01:05,620 Those people over there. 6 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:09,220 They're some sort of religious group. 7 00:01:10,650 --> 00:01:11,880 Yeah. 8 00:01:13,110 --> 00:01:15,600 That old man is the Leader. 9 00:01:18,170 --> 00:01:20,970 It would be nice if there were no waves in the sea. 10 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:24,050 Do you not like the sea? 11 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:27,600 Well, it's fine to look at... 12 00:01:28,540 --> 00:01:31,020 ...but I'm not comfortable being on top of it. 13 00:01:32,740 --> 00:01:34,650 I see, you get sea sick. 14 00:01:36,420 --> 00:01:42,080 I, uh, almost drowned and died when I was a kid. 15 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:48,480 I didn't know they came all the way out to the country. 16 00:01:49,370 --> 00:01:52,400 It sounds like a scam, doesn't it? 17 00:01:54,140 --> 00:01:57,020 I wonder what kind of people join those. 18 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:00,000 Maybe a bad breakup? 19 00:02:01,910 --> 00:02:03,620 Seems so fake. 20 00:02:05,340 --> 00:02:07,710 Does everyone stoop so low? 21 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:13,650 No, to simply state the reason I joined. 22 00:02:20,020 --> 00:02:24,140 You can get the closest to God through it. 23 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:41,820 MANY HAPPY RETURNS 24 00:02:45,140 --> 00:02:50,020 Original Novel, "A Guru is Born": Beat Takeshi 25 00:02:52,340 --> 00:02:57,250 Masato Hagiwara 26 00:02:59,020 --> 00:03:03,970 Koji Tamaki 27 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:09,540 Ittoku Kishibe 28 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:17,510 Beat Takeshi 29 00:03:20,510 --> 00:03:25,340 Music by: Naoyuki Fujii 30 00:03:29,220 --> 00:03:34,050 Directed by: Toshihiro Tenma 31 00:04:08,820 --> 00:04:11,940 Greetings, Ladies and Gentlemen! 32 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:18,000 Today, you will all be witnessing a miracle in front of you! 33 00:04:19,970 --> 00:04:24,170 This religious group has... 34 00:04:24,740 --> 00:04:29,400 ...gone out of their way, to visit this devout community. 35 00:04:30,420 --> 00:04:33,710 Today, the Leader over here... 36 00:04:34,570 --> 00:04:38,050 ...will be showing you the results... 37 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:42,050 ...of his years of hard work... 38 00:04:42,620 --> 00:04:47,940 ...and hopes to save you all through his power. 39 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:54,420 What are those miracles? The first, to walk on water. 40 00:04:55,570 --> 00:05:00,970 Next, he will hold his breath underwater for ten minutes. 41 00:05:02,140 --> 00:05:07,820 Then, he will cure many kinds of diseases, all kinds. 42 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:12,050 - Alright then. - Excuse me. 43 00:05:13,650 --> 00:05:16,340 - May I? - What is it? 44 00:05:17,340 --> 00:05:21,710 Well, you just said that he could cure all diseases. 45 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:22,820 Yes. 46 00:05:23,020 --> 00:05:24,820 Is it true? 47 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:27,770 How would it help us to lie? 48 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:30,370 So, are you sure? 49 00:05:30,970 --> 00:05:32,800 Is something the matter? 50 00:05:32,970 --> 00:05:37,940 Well, my grandmother's right leg has been disabled for a long time. 51 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:42,620 She can't walk. She's always in this wheelchair. 52 00:05:46,110 --> 00:05:48,280 Leader, what do you think? 53 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:57,020 Everyone, the Leader has accepted this task. 54 00:05:58,710 --> 00:06:00,020 Miss. 55 00:06:00,570 --> 00:06:03,910 Your wish will be granted, it has reached God. 56 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:05,600 Ma'am. 57 00:06:06,340 --> 00:06:09,510 How wonderful it must be to have such a kind granddaughter. 58 00:06:10,650 --> 00:06:13,710 Alright, we'll have them come up. 59 00:06:16,650 --> 00:06:18,080 Please, this way. 60 00:06:49,340 --> 00:06:54,220 *Chanting an incantation* 61 00:06:54,220 --> 00:06:58,050 *Chanting an incantation* 62 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:48,620 I can stand. 63 00:07:50,910 --> 00:07:52,480 I can stand! 64 00:07:57,620 --> 00:07:59,220 I can walk. 65 00:08:00,710 --> 00:08:02,420 I can walk! 66 00:08:05,420 --> 00:08:07,450 I can walk, I can walk! 67 00:08:07,450 --> 00:08:10,250 - I'm so glad, Grandma! - I can walk! 68 00:08:11,140 --> 00:08:14,420 - Thank you so very much! - Thank you so very much! 69 00:08:14,850 --> 00:08:16,570 - Thank you! - Thank you! 70 00:08:16,570 --> 00:08:21,140 Anyone that has some concerns, or would like to rely on the Leader... 71 00:08:21,650 --> 00:08:25,820 ...please write your name, address, and phone number on this sheet of paper. 72 00:08:26,370 --> 00:08:29,510 He will certainly solve your problems. 73 00:08:29,770 --> 00:08:30,910 Here you go. 74 00:08:31,140 --> 00:08:36,220 Many important opportunities are here, there are meetings with celebrities and the Leader in here as well. 75 00:08:36,370 --> 00:08:39,000 One is 500 yen. What do you think? 76 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:42,280 Would you like one? 77 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,880 Wait! 78 00:10:14,570 --> 00:10:17,450 We're going to ride! Stop, stop it. 79 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:47,850 Hisae. 80 00:10:48,770 --> 00:10:51,220 Over here, there's an open seat here. 81 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:52,740 Tomoko. 82 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:55,740 Go ahead. 83 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:11,710 Excuse me. 84 00:11:14,450 --> 00:11:19,450 That old lady, she's the one that stood up from the wheelchair a little bit ago, right? 85 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:24,480 Yes, that's right. 86 00:11:30,650 --> 00:11:32,880 Is she a comrade? 87 00:11:39,020 --> 00:11:42,450 Were those people planted in the audience? 88 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:48,570 They weren't planted in the audience. 89 00:11:54,110 --> 00:11:58,420 I mean, they were planted in the audience... 90 00:11:59,170 --> 00:12:04,850 ...but the Leader healed that old lady previously. 91 00:12:05,820 --> 00:12:07,170 And... 92 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:10,800 ...it's not like you can find old ladies like that everywhere... 93 00:12:10,850 --> 00:12:12,450 ...so she's helping us. 94 00:12:13,220 --> 00:12:19,170 We're thinking about things too, so don't probe for information, okay? 95 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:05,540 *Chanting an incantation* 96 00:13:11,220 --> 00:13:12,740 - Thank you! - Thank you! 97 00:13:12,740 --> 00:13:16,940 Anyone that has some concerns, or would like to rely on him... 98 00:13:17,220 --> 00:13:19,910 ...write your name, address, and phone number on this sheet of paper. 99 00:13:19,910 --> 00:13:22,650 He will certainly solve your problems. 100 00:13:22,650 --> 00:13:24,280 Many important opportunities are here. 101 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:27,020 There are meetings with celebrities and the Leader in here as well. 102 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,420 One is 500 yen. 103 00:13:28,420 --> 00:13:31,170 - Would you like one? - Excuse me, I have a wish. 104 00:13:31,970 --> 00:13:33,740 - What is it? - Yes. 105 00:13:33,910 --> 00:13:37,820 Could the Leader, my back... 106 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,140 You want your back to be healed? 107 00:13:44,570 --> 00:13:46,310 Alright, he will heal it. 108 00:13:51,170 --> 00:13:53,970 However, there isn't much time today. 109 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,620 We have to move on to the next spot, sadly. 110 00:13:58,340 --> 00:14:01,110 Please, I beg you. 111 00:14:01,110 --> 00:14:04,680 Uh, the Leader also went the extra mile just now... 112 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:07,620 ...and he's quite tired. Maybe another time. 113 00:14:07,970 --> 00:14:09,340 I'm sorry. 114 00:14:09,570 --> 00:14:10,910 I'll do it. 115 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:13,140 Leader. 116 00:14:13,570 --> 00:14:15,140 I'll do it! 117 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:49,880 It's healed, huh? Aren't you glad? 118 00:15:07,420 --> 00:15:09,340 Why did you do something unnecessary? 119 00:15:09,510 --> 00:15:10,050 Huh? 120 00:15:10,050 --> 00:15:11,340 What if it doesn't heal? 121 00:15:11,340 --> 00:15:13,680 You were healed, too. 122 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,250 It healed because I twisted it! 123 00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:20,140 Just shut up and do what you're told to. 124 00:15:21,450 --> 00:15:22,650 Idiot. 125 00:15:23,110 --> 00:15:27,220 You understand now why we plant people in the audience, right? 126 00:15:27,910 --> 00:15:32,800 That old man earlier, the Leader gave him the strength to stand himself. 127 00:15:33,820 --> 00:15:36,310 He saw the old lady stand... 128 00:15:36,650 --> 00:15:39,450 ...and his faith in the Leader's power helped him stand. 129 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:45,110 This old lady was healed by the Leader as well, years ago... 130 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:48,510 ...and she was moved, and decided to join us. 131 00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:52,050 Here, take this. Go home. 132 00:15:53,710 --> 00:15:55,370 Excuse me. 133 00:16:00,370 --> 00:16:03,710 I have a lot of free time. 134 00:16:05,940 --> 00:16:07,800 Can I tag along? 135 00:16:09,710 --> 00:16:11,000 Mr. Shiba. 136 00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:14,600 That kid is asking to come along. 137 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,450 He thinks it looks interesting. 138 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:19,450 Mr. Shiba. 139 00:16:19,970 --> 00:16:21,450 You won't let him, will you? 140 00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:24,680 It's indiscretion. 141 00:16:25,740 --> 00:16:29,200 I don't want him to. I'll have to look after him if he does. 142 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,740 Let's go then. 143 00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:52,570 Komamura, come on, let the kid come. 144 00:18:09,110 --> 00:18:13,940 We will be showing you the years... 145 00:18:14,770 --> 00:18:17,250 ...of hard work, by our Leader. 146 00:18:17,850 --> 00:18:22,220 And he hopes to save you all through his amazing power. 147 00:18:23,140 --> 00:18:27,680 The first miracle is, to walk on water. 148 00:18:29,110 --> 00:18:30,510 Let's stop, okay? 149 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:41,220 - We don't need to do this. - You don't want one? 150 00:18:41,450 --> 00:18:43,480 Okay, let's clean up then. 151 00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:49,450 I'm not going to do it anymore. 152 00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:52,570 I can't do anything about it. 153 00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:55,510 I'll go get Mr. Shiba now. 154 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:15,220 Mr. Shiba, I'm sorry to disturb you while you're resting... 155 00:19:15,970 --> 00:19:18,370 ...but the Leader is complaining again. 156 00:19:20,570 --> 00:19:22,110 I'll go check on him. 157 00:19:30,850 --> 00:19:33,050 I've told you to stop drinking, haven't I? 158 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,850 Your hands are going to be shaking during the demonstration. 159 00:19:37,850 --> 00:19:42,220 That happens when I'm really motivated, it's not because of the alcohol. 160 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:46,250 Anyhow, bring some people who really need healing. 161 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,310 What would you do if I did? 162 00:19:50,050 --> 00:19:53,420 I'd heal them with my power, of course. 163 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,050 Kazuo. 164 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:58,000 The healing hands really do heal. 165 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:06,080 What we're doing right now, is sadly only perfunctory. 166 00:20:06,310 --> 00:20:08,200 - What are you doing? You idiot! - Ouch! 167 00:20:08,770 --> 00:20:10,680 - You're just being a tramp! - Woah! 168 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:13,820 Enough! You'll be punished for this. 169 00:20:13,820 --> 00:20:16,280 Punished? Say that again! 170 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:18,340 Where is there a God like that? 171 00:20:18,340 --> 00:20:22,140 If I'm going to suffer, you would have suffered even more by now. 172 00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:24,200 Huh? 173 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,400 Is an alcoholic an angel of God? 174 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:30,620 Who's the one that's provided all of this for you with the good food? 175 00:20:31,340 --> 00:20:33,420 Idiot, talking about a real healing. 176 00:20:33,420 --> 00:20:35,570 You idiot. Got it? 177 00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:37,740 Huh? Say it. 178 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:41,340 If you get it, stop bickering and go to sleep. 179 00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:45,080 Idiot. You're getting old, 180 00:20:45,340 --> 00:20:48,510 It'll be your fault if you just flop over and die now. 181 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:02,620 What are you doing? 182 00:21:31,340 --> 00:21:35,170 What do you mean, two v seven? 183 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:39,110 - What do you mean it appeared? - It just appeared. 184 00:21:39,110 --> 00:21:40,970 This doesn't even count. 185 00:21:40,970 --> 00:21:43,250 It just appeared, what do you expect me to do? 186 00:21:43,450 --> 00:21:46,970 - Do you understand that I lost a lot? - I lost a lot too. 187 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,200 - You bought some too? - Yeah. 188 00:21:49,540 --> 00:21:51,140 3,000 yen. 189 00:21:51,570 --> 00:21:54,170 - And what did you buy? - Three v four. 190 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,600 But you told me two v seven! 191 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:59,770 That appeared too, what was I supposed to do? 192 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,340 - You must be bored by now. - Huh? 193 00:22:12,450 --> 00:22:14,250 Why don't you go home? 194 00:22:16,340 --> 00:22:18,310 It looks fun in the beginning... 195 00:22:19,740 --> 00:22:23,480 ...but we basically sacrifice everything for the Leader. 196 00:22:24,170 --> 00:22:26,910 It's a bittersweet thing. 197 00:22:30,220 --> 00:22:32,480 - I want to ask you for a favor. - Huh? 198 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:36,940 Um, the wheelchair and the healing hands. 199 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:38,940 I want to do that. 200 00:22:41,650 --> 00:22:43,170 You want to try? 201 00:22:52,540 --> 00:22:55,200 This salmon is unusually salty. 202 00:22:55,650 --> 00:22:59,370 Why aren't they considerate of old people? 203 00:23:02,170 --> 00:23:06,880 Greetings, ladies and gentlemen! 204 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:10,740 - Today, you will all be witnessing... - Hey, kid. 205 00:23:11,420 --> 00:23:15,170 -...a miracle in front of you! - You seem pretty nervous, are you okay? 206 00:23:17,540 --> 00:23:20,880 Seems like this joke of yours has gotten out of hand? 207 00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:28,200 You understand? These things go better with an example. 208 00:23:30,450 --> 00:23:32,680 Very well. Here we go! 209 00:23:50,540 --> 00:23:52,080 Try standing up. 210 00:24:03,540 --> 00:24:05,650 Stand up, you can do it! 211 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,450 Kazuo, you can do it! 212 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,740 You have to stand firm. It's easy. 213 00:24:14,970 --> 00:24:17,370 Why are you taking so long, just stand up. 214 00:24:22,770 --> 00:24:25,620 Leader, please do it once more. 215 00:25:20,420 --> 00:25:22,420 - I'm very sorry. - Huh? 216 00:25:23,340 --> 00:25:25,220 It was great, it was realistic. 217 00:25:27,370 --> 00:25:30,540 But you see, humans... 218 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,620 ...they only trust what they see. 219 00:25:34,220 --> 00:25:36,650 It's not about being good or bad at acting. 220 00:25:37,310 --> 00:25:40,220 What's most important is that... 221 00:25:40,770 --> 00:25:45,000 ...you were healed, and stood up. That's what. Right? 222 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:51,850 And what you did, that showed the normal people... 223 00:25:52,450 --> 00:25:55,110 ...the existence of God, or the power of God. 224 00:25:55,310 --> 00:25:58,570 So, for that to happen, it doesn't matter whether... 225 00:25:59,310 --> 00:26:02,280 ...we plant people in the audience or if it's fake. 226 00:26:05,420 --> 00:26:08,200 - I'll try harder. - Just relax, okay? 227 00:26:43,140 --> 00:26:44,970 It is here. 228 00:27:22,770 --> 00:27:24,480 This is the head of the household. 229 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,220 I'm sorry to show him in his suffering. 230 00:27:32,250 --> 00:27:33,620 Honey! 231 00:27:34,050 --> 00:27:35,480 Honey! 232 00:27:36,110 --> 00:27:38,020 It's the Leader. 233 00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:41,050 The Leader came to see you. 234 00:27:41,050 --> 00:27:42,280 Ma'am. 235 00:27:42,740 --> 00:27:44,280 It's alright. 236 00:27:50,110 --> 00:27:51,710 What's his sickness? 237 00:27:54,420 --> 00:27:56,280 It's cancer. 238 00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:58,680 Cancer. 239 00:27:59,310 --> 00:28:00,770 Cancer. 240 00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:11,910 I've tried everything, but he is still this way. 241 00:28:16,710 --> 00:28:20,880 You are my only hope. 242 00:28:25,820 --> 00:28:27,600 Excuse me for a moment. 243 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:41,050 We can't do anything about cancer, he's only going to last a day or two more. 244 00:28:41,050 --> 00:28:43,820 The Leader was asked personally. 245 00:28:44,620 --> 00:28:46,910 We can't be talking about profit now, let's go. 246 00:28:48,450 --> 00:28:49,970 That moron. 247 00:28:54,770 --> 00:29:00,820 *Chanting an incantation* 248 00:29:00,820 --> 00:29:05,880 *Chanting an incantation* 249 00:29:59,710 --> 00:30:01,370 That fool killed him. 250 00:30:01,370 --> 00:30:04,170 'Cause he applied electricity to someone so sick. 251 00:30:04,170 --> 00:30:06,450 Huh? Is that why... 252 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:12,250 Hey, stop eating, we're going. 253 00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:15,250 The Leader killed the guy here. 254 00:30:15,250 --> 00:30:17,000 So let's go. Komamura! 255 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,020 - Yes? - We're going. 256 00:30:18,020 --> 00:30:19,940 What are you doing with the Leader? 257 00:30:19,940 --> 00:30:23,370 Forget him, let's go. Tomoko, we're going. 258 00:30:23,370 --> 00:30:24,880 Excuse me. 259 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:32,420 Everyone... 260 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,800 ...thank you so much. 261 00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:43,000 It's been years since my husband... 262 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,650 ...has shown a smile so peaceful. 263 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:48,800 He doesn't feel the pain of terminal cancer anymore. 264 00:30:49,510 --> 00:30:52,220 He has been able to peacefully go to heaven. 265 00:30:54,140 --> 00:30:58,540 This is all the power of the Leader. 266 00:31:00,020 --> 00:31:05,050 Thank you so, so much. 267 00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:23,340 The Leader is not a materialistic person at all. 268 00:31:23,970 --> 00:31:26,540 Quite rare these days. 269 00:31:27,620 --> 00:31:32,850 That's why I think believers follow him like this. 270 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:36,680 That's why we want the Leader to... 271 00:31:37,710 --> 00:31:43,510 ...experience at least a normal life, even if it's not luxurious. 272 00:31:44,310 --> 00:31:47,970 But if you have a religious group like this... 273 00:31:48,620 --> 00:31:51,340 ...many things happen. 274 00:31:52,820 --> 00:31:55,940 We really feel guilty of being an inconvenience to him. 275 00:31:59,310 --> 00:32:03,800 Wouldn't that not be enough then? 276 00:32:04,510 --> 00:32:07,880 Oh, well, these are just determined by how you feel. 277 00:32:08,370 --> 00:32:11,480 We don't say how much. 278 00:32:12,910 --> 00:32:16,140 So, if it's not impolite, would it be a bit more? 279 00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:20,400 We don't care how much, just what you feel is fine. 280 00:32:21,450 --> 00:32:23,570 - What I feel? - Yes. 281 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,710 Just a moment, please. 282 00:32:45,850 --> 00:32:47,110 Yuji! 283 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,080 Mom, stop! Just leave me alone. 284 00:32:52,370 --> 00:32:55,880 No, I'll have you come home this time. 285 00:32:56,220 --> 00:32:57,510 Please. 286 00:33:00,910 --> 00:33:04,050 Look at that, Kazuo, it's happening again. 287 00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,140 Who...? Come on! 288 00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:11,170 Yuji! What are you doing? 289 00:33:11,170 --> 00:33:12,880 Let go of Yuji! 290 00:33:14,170 --> 00:33:17,820 Yuji is my son. Don't interfere with him. 291 00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,770 Please think of Yuji's feelings, too. 292 00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,740 Your parents are fine with this, right? 293 00:33:31,310 --> 00:33:33,400 Yes, I think so. 294 00:33:34,740 --> 00:33:38,250 - You'd better keep it a secret. - Yes. 295 00:33:38,910 --> 00:33:43,000 These kind of incidents are the most bothersome for religious groups. 296 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:48,570 It's not like we're kidnapping people, but we're always the bad guys. 297 00:33:49,850 --> 00:33:53,080 If something goes wrong, we could be shut down. 298 00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:13,620 Excuse me, may I? 299 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,000 What do you mean, "May I?" 300 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,480 You all are fake and conspiring. 301 00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:21,740 I hear you take quite a bit of money. 302 00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:24,370 We are not that sort of organization. 303 00:34:24,710 --> 00:34:27,540 Is that crackbrain over there who you guys call God? 304 00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:31,480 He's a sensitive god, isn't he? Isn't there something you can do about that? 305 00:34:31,510 --> 00:34:34,970 - I can speak with you over there. - I don't have anything to talk about. 306 00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:38,220 I also have something to give you, over there. 307 00:34:40,740 --> 00:34:41,910 I'm sorry! 308 00:34:45,020 --> 00:34:47,650 You're cruel! Oh you're cruel! 309 00:34:49,510 --> 00:34:51,650 I'm sorry! That's harsh! 310 00:34:51,770 --> 00:34:53,910 This is insane! Ouch! Ouch! 311 00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:55,540 Too strong! Stop! 312 00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,400 Mr. Shiba. 313 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:04,940 Do you think God really exists? 314 00:35:06,710 --> 00:35:11,600 Well, the god you're talking about... 315 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,140 ...what is it like? 316 00:35:15,050 --> 00:35:17,510 The kind that heals the sick... 317 00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:21,020 ...or the kind that helps those in need. 318 00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:23,970 I mean, everyone says stuff like that... 319 00:35:26,340 --> 00:35:32,250 ...but really, in history so far,... 320 00:35:33,140 --> 00:35:37,540 ...has God ever healed the sick or helped... 321 00:35:37,910 --> 00:35:39,820 ...those in need? 322 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:44,310 Everyone expects that, but realistically... 323 00:35:44,510 --> 00:35:46,940 ...God hasn't ever shown up and helped like that. 324 00:35:47,140 --> 00:35:48,510 Right? 325 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:52,340 So compared to that, our religion... 326 00:35:52,970 --> 00:35:56,680 ...has actually healed the sick before... 327 00:35:57,220 --> 00:35:59,910 ...and helped disabled people stand. 328 00:36:00,340 --> 00:36:04,140 Our religion seems more god-like than God. 329 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:08,620 - Two servings of cow stomach, please. - Alright, two servings of cow stomach. 330 00:36:08,650 --> 00:36:13,220 So I'm thinking that God is just something that people thought up. 331 00:36:13,310 --> 00:36:15,620 The number one thing that they thought up. 332 00:36:16,220 --> 00:36:18,650 I don't know if god exists or not. 333 00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:24,000 It's okay if you stay in our religious group... 334 00:36:24,420 --> 00:36:27,140 ...and we'll provide for food... 335 00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:30,510 ...and a place to stay, but nothing more. 336 00:36:44,910 --> 00:36:46,620 This as well. 337 00:36:54,250 --> 00:36:55,600 Excuse me. Sorry. 338 00:36:56,020 --> 00:36:58,020 Excuse me, sorry, excuse me. 339 00:37:04,570 --> 00:37:08,140 The traditional fights back then were pretty great. 340 00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:09,620 Yes. 341 00:37:11,310 --> 00:37:15,200 Leader, I'm worried. 342 00:37:16,850 --> 00:37:18,280 Recently... 343 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:21,880 ...Mr. Shiba has been acting strangely. 344 00:37:25,140 --> 00:37:28,540 What's going to happen to this religious group? 345 00:37:30,310 --> 00:37:32,650 What to do? 346 00:37:34,570 --> 00:37:36,340 And I feel... 347 00:37:38,340 --> 00:37:39,740 ...that... 348 00:37:41,540 --> 00:37:43,800 ...this is not good for you either. 349 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:47,880 No, no, don't worry about me, I just have to endure things. 350 00:37:48,420 --> 00:37:49,880 However... 351 00:37:50,340 --> 00:37:54,510 ...when I think about the believers... 352 00:37:56,880 --> 00:38:02,680 I understand, if you don't mind, should I go talk to Mr. Shiba? 353 00:38:03,710 --> 00:38:06,170 - Would you? - Yes. 354 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:10,710 However, make it sound like it was your idea... 355 00:38:11,050 --> 00:38:13,710 ...and not mine. If you would... 356 00:38:13,710 --> 00:38:18,370 ...say it as your own opinion, I would be grateful. 357 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,020 Alright, I understand. 358 00:38:22,250 --> 00:38:23,740 Thank you. 359 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:42,650 25th Lecture for the Commemoration of Prayer for Peace and Spreading of Religion 360 00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,050 Komamura. 361 00:38:50,050 --> 00:38:52,170 Did the Leader put you up to this? 362 00:38:52,970 --> 00:38:54,020 No. 363 00:38:54,620 --> 00:38:57,970 - It's the Leader, right? - It's my opinion. 364 00:39:00,540 --> 00:39:05,820 Komamura, it's your own business to... 365 00:39:06,510 --> 00:39:10,450 ...bring up God whenever it's convenient, or have fun with the Leader... 366 00:39:10,940 --> 00:39:14,850 ...but it's another thing to be nosy about what I'm doing. Got it? 367 00:39:21,220 --> 00:39:28,050 Are we not losing sight of the meaning of human life and how to live? 368 00:39:28,510 --> 00:39:33,340 What is important for humans to be happy? It is... 369 00:39:34,020 --> 00:39:35,050 ...the heart! 370 00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:38,000 You must store treasures of the heart. 371 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:42,710 - Where do these treasures come from? - This won't do, he's really into this. 372 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,880 This won't help us make money. 373 00:39:49,170 --> 00:39:52,510 You must not place value on possessions. 374 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:57,220 Most importantly, you must store treasures of the heart. 375 00:39:57,650 --> 00:39:59,570 In order to... 376 00:39:59,570 --> 00:40:02,220 - ...help your heart grow, - Time to change leaders. 377 00:41:34,340 --> 00:41:35,710 Who is it? 378 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:43,650 Hey. 379 00:41:50,770 --> 00:41:53,710 You got something to talk to me about? 380 00:41:58,710 --> 00:42:01,940 Won't you quit for us? We'll give you this money if you do. 381 00:42:03,370 --> 00:42:05,480 Take this money, and get out. 382 00:42:06,250 --> 00:42:10,600 What are you talking about suddenly, what did I do? 383 00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:14,940 You don't listen to us, and act out on your own. 384 00:42:15,620 --> 00:42:18,170 Are you confusing yourself with a real Leader? 385 00:42:18,170 --> 00:42:22,400 I'm doing my part as the Leader, just like you told me to. 386 00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:24,940 No one told you to be a real Leader! 387 00:42:25,310 --> 00:42:27,620 We told you to be a fake one, you idiot. 388 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:29,770 We're not going to earn money like this! 389 00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:32,570 Don't lie, you're making money aren't you? 390 00:42:32,570 --> 00:42:35,710 It's because of me that you have all this. 391 00:42:35,710 --> 00:42:37,020 Moron! 392 00:42:37,370 --> 00:42:40,020 If you did as you were told, we would have had better, you idiot. 393 00:42:40,020 --> 00:42:42,680 All you do is drink. Take this money and get out! 394 00:42:45,650 --> 00:42:49,340 Do you guys think, that you can... 395 00:42:49,340 --> 00:42:51,620 ...chase me out that easily? Huh? 396 00:42:51,910 --> 00:42:54,710 Do you know what would happen if I told the believers? 397 00:42:54,710 --> 00:42:57,570 Do you think the believers would stay quiet if... 398 00:42:57,570 --> 00:43:00,310 ...their precious Leader is being treated like this? 399 00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:02,420 - You bastard! - Ah! 400 00:43:03,170 --> 00:43:04,400 - Stop fooling around! - Ouch! 401 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,170 - Try telling them! - I get it, I get it! 402 00:43:06,170 --> 00:43:07,540 Why don't you try telling them? 403 00:43:07,540 --> 00:43:09,110 - Forgive me! Forgive me! - Get out of here! 404 00:43:09,110 --> 00:43:10,540 - I get it! - You old man! 405 00:43:10,540 --> 00:43:11,480 I get it! 406 00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:14,940 What do you mean, 'ouch'? If it hurts, just heal it with your powers. Fool! 407 00:43:24,510 --> 00:43:25,940 I'll leave. 408 00:43:46,850 --> 00:43:48,110 Shiba. 409 00:43:48,650 --> 00:43:50,110 Go. 410 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:52,800 Take care. 411 00:43:56,020 --> 00:43:57,820 - Hey! - Yes? 412 00:44:04,620 --> 00:44:06,020 Take this. 413 00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:52,110 Mr. Shiba said... 414 00:44:53,370 --> 00:44:57,450 ...that the Leader running off was so shameful. 415 00:44:59,110 --> 00:45:03,050 He's just talking, he's not looking that hard. 416 00:45:07,020 --> 00:45:09,740 What do you think is going to happen? 417 00:45:10,650 --> 00:45:12,280 Well... 418 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,910 ...it's over, because there's no Leader. 419 00:45:20,970 --> 00:45:23,400 What do you think everyone else is going to do? 420 00:45:25,110 --> 00:45:27,400 It's just goodbyes after this. 421 00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:30,880 Is that so? 422 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:37,450 You might scold me for saying this... 423 00:45:39,970 --> 00:45:42,110 ...but it was pretty fun. 424 00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,480 Who should we choose? 425 00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:16,110 - For what? - The Leader. 426 00:46:17,340 --> 00:46:19,650 It's not that simple. 427 00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:22,650 Komamura, listen... 428 00:46:23,110 --> 00:46:26,880 ...the most important thing is the teaching, the teaching. 429 00:46:27,570 --> 00:46:31,620 It doesn't matter who the Leader is, as long as there's the religion. 430 00:46:32,420 --> 00:46:35,110 Who's going to be the Leader, then? 431 00:46:36,250 --> 00:46:37,910 What about you? 432 00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:42,740 - I'm not qualified. - That doesn't matter. 433 00:46:43,970 --> 00:46:46,310 Why don't you do it, Mr. Shiba? 434 00:46:47,050 --> 00:46:50,340 Idiot, I couldn't do something in the background like that. 435 00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:53,620 What do you mean, background? 436 00:46:55,110 --> 00:46:57,880 What do you think they're talking about? 437 00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:01,800 Probably about who to make the new Leader. 438 00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:04,170 I wonder who it'll be. 439 00:47:04,850 --> 00:47:06,680 Maybe Komamura. 440 00:47:07,940 --> 00:47:09,540 Is that so? 441 00:47:11,770 --> 00:47:13,620 What if it's you? 442 00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:29,200 The new Leader is complete. 443 00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:57,740 The new Leader will be entering now. 444 00:47:58,540 --> 00:48:02,080 Everyone, please bow your heads... 445 00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:03,600 ...and welcome him. 446 00:48:22,340 --> 00:48:24,220 I would like to... 447 00:48:24,540 --> 00:48:28,770 ...celebrate this fine day with all of you today. 448 00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:34,200 The wind of the almighty God... 449 00:48:35,110 --> 00:48:40,600 ...blows on a Spring Day by his plan. 450 00:48:41,820 --> 00:48:48,770 The color does not change, and the flowers bloom. 451 00:48:49,740 --> 00:49:00,340 We gather here and welcome the spring. 452 00:49:01,740 --> 00:49:09,020 My joy is evident along with God. 453 00:49:26,340 --> 00:49:28,000 Congratulations. 454 00:49:35,170 --> 00:49:36,740 I'm sorry to keep you waiting. 455 00:49:37,510 --> 00:49:39,820 - What about Mr. Shiba? - He went ahead. 456 00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:44,620 - Where are we going? - A nice place. 457 00:49:45,140 --> 00:49:46,200 A nice place? 458 00:49:46,310 --> 00:49:49,820 A nice place, and an even better place. 459 00:50:01,310 --> 00:50:02,800 Excuse me. 460 00:50:03,850 --> 00:50:06,620 Are you sure that it's alright for me to be the Leader? 461 00:50:07,370 --> 00:50:11,880 Well, the Leader is God's speaker, right? 462 00:50:12,170 --> 00:50:16,570 It's not the Leader that is almighty, what's important is to spread the teachings. 463 00:50:16,940 --> 00:50:20,110 In that case, isn't it better for it to be a young guy, and not an old man? 464 00:50:20,110 --> 00:50:20,910 Yup. 465 00:50:20,910 --> 00:50:23,170 Better to be young. 466 00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:27,110 1000 believers. It was hard work up to this point. 467 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:32,200 But it should grow from here on out, like a snowball effect. 468 00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:34,820 It'll grow if you do as we tell you. 469 00:50:34,910 --> 00:50:36,910 Hey, not us, me, me. 470 00:50:36,910 --> 00:50:37,650 Huh? 471 00:50:37,650 --> 00:50:38,450 - It's me. - Is that so? 472 00:50:38,450 --> 00:50:40,280 What do you do for a living? 473 00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:41,940 Huh? Our jobs? 474 00:50:42,020 --> 00:50:43,480 - What? - Construction workers. 475 00:50:43,850 --> 00:50:45,370 He's the site foreman. 476 00:50:45,510 --> 00:50:47,420 - What about him? - He sharpens tools. 477 00:50:47,770 --> 00:50:52,570 The heart of the guardian god. 478 00:50:52,740 --> 00:50:57,970 We believe in one another. 479 00:50:57,970 --> 00:51:01,740 By putting our strengths together. 480 00:51:02,370 --> 00:51:07,740 Push forward guardian god, the many things between heaven and earth. 481 00:51:08,850 --> 00:51:18,170 The path that the guardian god, the many things between heaven and earth shows. 482 00:51:20,170 --> 00:51:22,510 You don't talk much, do you? 483 00:51:23,140 --> 00:51:24,910 That's not true. 484 00:51:24,910 --> 00:51:27,220 It's so nice to have a young guy. 485 00:51:27,620 --> 00:51:31,420 It feels like I'm on a date today, I'm so happy. 486 00:51:31,450 --> 00:51:34,850 You know how this place is expensive? All I get are old men. 487 00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:36,540 Oh, really? 488 00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:40,450 Say, shall we do it again? 489 00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:43,420 Yes! 490 00:52:00,170 --> 00:52:01,480 Blood... 491 00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:44,450 Yes. 492 00:52:44,450 --> 00:52:46,480 - Alright. Next? - I see. 493 00:52:50,540 --> 00:52:52,000 Mr. Shiba. 494 00:52:53,450 --> 00:52:56,510 Would Mr. Komamura approve of a message like this? 495 00:52:57,250 --> 00:53:00,000 Hm? Anything's fine. 496 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,770 You just have to write that God said so at the end. 497 00:53:05,420 --> 00:53:09,200 "Religion is a contract with God that you live out..." 498 00:53:09,450 --> 00:53:11,600 "...and life's enjoyments..." 499 00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:14,800 "...and personal possessions must be given up." 500 00:53:15,250 --> 00:53:18,710 "However, because this is not possible for the average person..." 501 00:53:18,740 --> 00:53:22,170 "...our religious group exists." 502 00:53:22,850 --> 00:53:24,110 This is good! 503 00:53:25,540 --> 00:53:30,000 "Religion does not support life financially." 504 00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:36,200 If you write that it doesn't support life financially so clearly... 505 00:53:36,770 --> 00:53:39,370 ...we're not going to get money for healings anymore. 506 00:53:41,310 --> 00:53:45,000 I thought that the healing hand didn't financially help people... 507 00:53:45,170 --> 00:53:49,940 ...but rather gave them the emotional support, and helped them heal? 508 00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:53,650 You're studying hard. 509 00:53:53,710 --> 00:53:57,220 Mr. Shiba, it's your business to enjoy that... 510 00:53:57,570 --> 00:54:01,220 ...but, please, stop forcefully bringing the Leader around when he's still new at it. 511 00:54:01,310 --> 00:54:04,850 It's not forcefully. He said he wanted to go, so I took him. 512 00:54:05,250 --> 00:54:07,850 If that wasn't the case, he wouldn't do it three times. 513 00:54:13,420 --> 00:54:15,740 It's not about how many times. 514 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:19,340 Kazuo is still training to be the Leader. 515 00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:22,940 I'm saying it's wrong for someone in training to be doing that. 516 00:54:23,540 --> 00:54:26,480 Is the training you're talking about, holding back? 517 00:54:27,940 --> 00:54:32,600 I'm saying it's wrong to buy love with money. 518 00:54:33,050 --> 00:54:35,310 The Leader is not buying love. 519 00:54:36,940 --> 00:54:40,710 He did it because he wanted to. He likes sex, so he did it! 520 00:54:43,420 --> 00:54:45,000 Is it about time? 521 00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:47,140 Yes, who's first? 522 00:54:47,140 --> 00:54:49,340 - Mrs. Ogawa. - Mrs. Ogawa? 523 00:54:49,540 --> 00:54:51,340 Tell her to wait a minute. 524 00:54:56,800 --> 00:55:01,680 Here's the thing, Mrs. Ogawa always comes because of her husband's affairs. 525 00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:05,970 So, don't really mention it explicitly. 526 00:55:06,650 --> 00:55:09,650 All she does is cry and scream. 527 00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:13,710 She'll say that living is hard. What's important is... 528 00:55:14,250 --> 00:55:18,020 ...to say something like, "Ma'am, you've already forgiven him in your heart." 529 00:55:18,540 --> 00:55:22,200 "Your tears have washed away all sins," or something. 530 00:55:22,620 --> 00:55:26,050 Just say random things, they'll do whatever. 531 00:55:27,710 --> 00:55:31,050 You know those advice stations on the radio? 532 00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:34,940 Just think of it as that, don't stress about it, you'll do great. 533 00:55:56,510 --> 00:55:57,480 It's... 534 00:55:57,940 --> 00:56:00,420 It's a different, young woman again. 535 00:56:03,940 --> 00:56:06,400 I said that this time I'll leave him for sure! 536 00:56:06,970 --> 00:56:09,570 I'll leave! 537 00:56:11,970 --> 00:56:14,020 Ayano's still three... 538 00:56:15,310 --> 00:56:18,570 ...and the younger one just turned one. 539 00:56:20,570 --> 00:56:23,770 - I don't know what I'm going to do on my own! - About us... 540 00:56:23,770 --> 00:56:26,020 ...you haven't told anyone, right? 541 00:56:26,540 --> 00:56:29,310 - Don't tell anyone, okay? - I just want to die! 542 00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:34,110 I don't know what to do anymore! 543 00:57:15,710 --> 00:57:17,650 - Mr. Shiba. - Huh? 544 00:57:18,510 --> 00:57:20,000 Sit down. 545 00:57:23,510 --> 00:57:24,770 What is it? 546 00:57:26,450 --> 00:57:27,820 Um... 547 00:57:28,740 --> 00:57:31,400 ...I thought about practicing asceticism. 548 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,000 What are you going to do for that? 549 00:57:34,770 --> 00:57:37,850 Fasting, or being hit by a waterfall. 550 00:57:38,940 --> 00:57:41,220 Did Komamura say something again? 551 00:57:41,220 --> 00:57:43,770 No, this is my idea. 552 00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:46,740 I'm not very confident. 553 00:57:47,940 --> 00:57:51,650 You know, practicing asceticism isn't going to help you. 554 00:57:52,740 --> 00:57:56,600 It's different if you're going to think about it as an event, or a ceremony. 555 00:57:56,850 --> 00:57:59,370 I don't want it to be a big deal like that. 556 00:58:01,250 --> 00:58:03,450 Sure, if you want to do it, sure. 557 00:58:04,740 --> 00:58:06,000 Yes. 558 00:58:14,170 --> 00:58:18,140 Hey Leader, are there two numbers that come to mind... 559 00:58:18,940 --> 00:58:21,340 ...with the numbers one through eight? 560 00:58:22,020 --> 00:58:23,620 One through eight. 561 00:58:27,970 --> 00:58:31,020 Three and six, I guess. 562 00:58:31,510 --> 00:58:33,020 Three and six? 563 00:58:37,910 --> 00:58:41,740 Gold mountain... Hm. 564 00:58:45,140 --> 00:58:48,220 - I like it! It's great! - Huh? 565 00:59:24,570 --> 00:59:27,200 Great job with your previous performance. 566 00:59:30,020 --> 00:59:36,680 Everyone, the Leader is growing in heart daily. 567 00:59:38,570 --> 00:59:41,740 I'm sure he will succeed in fasting next, as well! 568 00:59:42,620 --> 00:59:44,800 He shall achieve it. 569 01:00:43,510 --> 01:00:46,080 Is a room as big as this okay? 570 01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:48,970 Huh? It's almost too small. 571 01:00:51,820 --> 01:00:54,770 You know how many believers we have. 572 01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:00,800 It is for the event for the new Leader. 573 01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:04,310 We need to have a full house with a few people standing. 574 01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:21,170 It seems that he's taking his practice of asceticism very seriously. 575 01:01:21,250 --> 01:01:22,400 Hm. 576 01:01:23,940 --> 01:01:27,140 That kid has some pretty serious sides to him, unexpectedly. 577 01:01:27,710 --> 01:01:30,050 The believers love him. 578 01:01:32,910 --> 01:01:36,000 He does what we tell him to as well, seems like we were lucky. 579 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:41,740 Everything will be fine, as long as we do the dirty work, right? 580 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:49,110 You say that we're the dirty ones, but isn't this taking too much food? 581 01:01:49,740 --> 01:01:51,510 Did I order too much? 582 01:01:51,910 --> 01:01:53,880 You're going to be punished for that. 583 01:02:03,540 --> 01:02:04,710 Hey. 584 01:02:05,570 --> 01:02:07,340 You're working hard. 585 01:02:08,370 --> 01:02:09,740 Here we go. 586 01:02:10,770 --> 01:02:13,850 Kazuo, we're going to build a head temple. 587 01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:19,170 We bought 28,000 tsubo of land at the bottom of Mt. Yatsugatake. Isn't that great? 588 01:02:20,140 --> 01:02:21,970 Let's build a head temple, huh? 589 01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:25,680 Here, a present. 590 01:02:27,050 --> 01:02:28,450 Are you alright? 591 01:02:28,850 --> 01:02:30,710 - Mr. Shiba. - Huh? 592 01:02:31,250 --> 01:02:32,540 What is that? 593 01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:34,540 Food. 594 01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:38,220 He's fasting, what are you thinking? 595 01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:42,600 We don't know if he wants to eat or not. 596 01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:45,310 Hey. 597 01:02:46,370 --> 01:02:49,110 What's the point of being so serious about all this? 598 01:02:49,420 --> 01:02:52,310 If you can become a god with two weeks of fasting... 599 01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:55,680 ...everyone who's gotten lost in the forest would be gods by now. 600 01:02:55,680 --> 01:02:57,680 That's why he's practicing asceticism. 601 01:02:58,540 --> 01:03:00,340 - Mr. Shiba. - Huh? 602 01:03:00,450 --> 01:03:02,080 I'll be fine. 603 01:03:03,310 --> 01:03:05,510 I'll try for a little longer. 604 01:03:06,310 --> 01:03:07,510 Okay. 605 01:03:08,940 --> 01:03:11,200 Don't work too hard, okay? 606 01:04:34,540 --> 01:04:36,400 He's finally done it. 607 01:04:36,770 --> 01:04:37,970 Yes. 608 01:04:38,310 --> 01:04:42,080 I wonder why everyone becomes so serious when they become the Leader. 609 01:04:50,650 --> 01:04:54,680 It's pretty large, isn't it? 28,000 tsubo. 610 01:04:55,370 --> 01:04:58,740 Area of land: 92,400 square meters. 611 01:04:59,110 --> 01:05:02,740 Area of structure: 2,480 square meters. 612 01:05:03,220 --> 01:05:08,110 A head temple in the style of a shrine, with the monument of the guardian god in the center. 613 01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:14,370 When this is completed, we're no small religious group any more. 614 01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:16,140 Indeed. 615 01:05:16,850 --> 01:05:20,540 The Leader has grown twice as much since practicing his asceticism. 616 01:05:20,850 --> 01:05:24,480 From now on, I want Komamura and the young ones to work together... 617 01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:27,370 ...to build up the Leader, and achieve our dream. 618 01:05:28,420 --> 01:05:29,540 Yes! 619 01:05:43,820 --> 01:05:45,620 Where's Komamura? 620 01:05:45,710 --> 01:05:48,000 He's cleaning the main room of the temple. 621 01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:49,340 Have these been sent out? 622 01:05:49,340 --> 01:05:51,170 Yes, all of them yesterday. 623 01:06:14,820 --> 01:06:16,880 - Komamura. - Yes? 624 01:06:17,510 --> 01:06:19,110 Listen here. 625 01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:22,680 What's this newsletter? Did you write it? 626 01:06:22,680 --> 01:06:23,510 Yes. 627 01:06:24,540 --> 01:06:27,110 Why did you do this without permission? 628 01:06:27,340 --> 01:06:29,510 You seemed busy. 629 01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:31,820 That's no excuse! 630 01:06:32,340 --> 01:06:35,850 I check it every time, don't I? What's this article? 631 01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:37,370 Huh? 632 01:06:37,940 --> 01:06:39,600 I told you to listen! 633 01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:43,220 Why did you do this? Hey! 634 01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:44,800 Yes, sir. 635 01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:47,420 Since when are you the Leader? Huh? 636 01:06:48,480 --> 01:06:50,540 Look at this article, what is this? 637 01:06:50,540 --> 01:06:53,940 "Studying the teachings and understanding them further is more important than gathering money." 638 01:06:53,940 --> 01:06:56,650 Stop fooling around! Hey. 639 01:06:57,450 --> 01:07:00,620 "It is not possible for money to solve everything." 640 01:07:00,940 --> 01:07:05,080 So how are we going to build the head temple? How are we going to get the money? 641 01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:07,400 Stop fooling around! 642 01:08:04,450 --> 01:08:07,370 - Good morning. - Good morning. 643 01:08:08,450 --> 01:08:11,200 Good morning, Leader. 644 01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:12,800 Good morning. 645 01:08:14,770 --> 01:08:18,220 I'm sorry to be dressed like this. 646 01:08:19,420 --> 01:08:22,420 Grandma's knee has been acting up again. 647 01:08:24,710 --> 01:08:29,620 It's only standing up and sitting down that is hard. 648 01:08:29,620 --> 01:08:31,910 It's not a big deal. 649 01:08:31,910 --> 01:08:36,400 But, I wouldn't be able to demonstrate... 650 01:08:36,570 --> 01:08:41,280 ...the healing hand and the wheelchair like this. I'm so sorry. 651 01:08:42,480 --> 01:08:45,740 It was my joy to be useful. 652 01:08:47,340 --> 01:08:50,280 I was looking forward to it. 653 01:08:50,280 --> 01:08:54,020 Your healing hand. 654 01:08:55,140 --> 01:08:56,910 Thank you. 655 01:08:58,420 --> 01:08:59,910 Um... 656 01:09:02,450 --> 01:09:05,510 ...should we try the healing hand? 657 01:09:10,540 --> 01:09:12,080 Please, let me try. 658 01:09:14,510 --> 01:09:15,880 Yes. 659 01:09:18,680 --> 01:09:21,480 Alright, shall I bring the tools for the healing, then? 660 01:09:21,540 --> 01:09:24,200 No, it's alright, I won't be using them. 661 01:10:11,650 --> 01:10:13,220 Alright now. 662 01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:20,540 Shall we try standing up? 663 01:10:38,020 --> 01:10:39,570 Does it hurt? 664 01:10:40,220 --> 01:10:41,570 No. 665 01:10:42,650 --> 01:10:44,250 Can you walk? 666 01:10:47,880 --> 01:10:49,140 Yes. 667 01:11:30,200 --> 01:11:38,820 The teachings of the many things between heaven and earth, the heart of the guardian god. 668 01:11:39,080 --> 01:11:47,420 We believe in one another by putting our strengths together. 669 01:11:47,540 --> 01:11:53,220 Push forward guardian god, the many things between heaven and earth. 670 01:12:00,650 --> 01:12:02,540 I had 500 made, just in case. 671 01:12:02,620 --> 01:12:03,800 - I see. - Yes. 672 01:12:03,880 --> 01:12:06,080 - How much is it? - 1,700 yen. 673 01:12:06,080 --> 01:12:07,600 - 1,700 yen? - Yes. 674 01:12:07,880 --> 01:12:09,710 How much do you want to make it? 675 01:12:18,770 --> 01:12:21,170 Mr. Shiba, can I talk to you for a moment? 676 01:12:30,770 --> 01:12:33,800 What are you thinking, getting a hold on Tomoko? 677 01:12:34,280 --> 01:12:36,370 Why are you saying stupid things? 678 01:12:36,420 --> 01:12:38,250 I heard from Tomoko. 679 01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:40,820 You're listening to a kid. 680 01:12:41,480 --> 01:12:44,910 For sure, you haven't done anything? 681 01:12:45,650 --> 01:12:48,280 Aren't I saying that I haven't done anything? 682 01:12:49,080 --> 01:12:52,510 Alright then, I'll get Tomoko. 683 01:12:53,450 --> 01:12:56,820 How far do you need to act stupidly to be satisfied? 684 01:12:57,000 --> 01:13:00,650 - Nothing happened, right? - Nothing happened. 685 01:13:01,370 --> 01:13:03,620 I'm asking you. 686 01:13:04,970 --> 01:13:06,370 I told you already, right? 687 01:13:06,370 --> 01:13:09,420 I'm asking you to not do something like that! 688 01:13:10,450 --> 01:13:12,820 I said nothing happened, idiot! 689 01:13:43,140 --> 01:13:46,340 Hurry up and do it, what's taking you so long? 690 01:13:52,370 --> 01:13:55,940 Hey, how much are you going to sell these for? 691 01:13:56,970 --> 01:13:59,570 I'm thinking 50,000 or 100,000 yen. 692 01:13:59,800 --> 01:14:03,020 If someone wants to buy it for more, that would be fine too. 693 01:14:04,770 --> 01:14:07,050 Isn't that a bit too expensive? 694 01:14:07,570 --> 01:14:09,220 Shut up. 695 01:14:09,450 --> 01:14:12,740 Be quiet and do as you're told. 696 01:14:15,940 --> 01:14:18,110 Mr. Shiba, may I? 697 01:14:21,910 --> 01:14:24,280 - What? - Please, for a moment. 698 01:14:34,310 --> 01:14:36,020 Is everything about financial profit? 699 01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:38,800 Everyone said they wanted it, so I made it. 700 01:14:39,800 --> 01:14:43,770 So it costs 50,000 or 100,000 yen if you make something at the town factory... 701 01:14:44,310 --> 01:14:47,400 ...put it in a flashy bag, then stick it inside of a wooden box? 702 01:14:47,480 --> 01:14:50,820 There are lots of people that want it even for 1,000,000 or 10,000,000 yen. 703 01:14:50,850 --> 01:14:55,820 50,000 or 100,000 yen is a fair amount. Do you want to try setting the price? 704 01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:58,940 Try selling something like that for 500 yen. 705 01:14:59,740 --> 01:15:00,940 No one will want it! 706 01:15:01,970 --> 01:15:05,000 Mr. Shiba, are you mocking the believers? 707 01:15:06,020 --> 01:15:10,080 You're just using God whenever convenient, and rushing to earn some money. 708 01:15:10,110 --> 01:15:12,050 Stop talking like a kid. 709 01:15:12,740 --> 01:15:16,280 It's normal for religions to gain money from its believers! 710 01:15:16,570 --> 01:15:18,510 You're just smooth talking... 711 01:15:19,220 --> 01:15:23,420 ...and using the believers like that! It's the same with Yoko. 712 01:15:24,480 --> 01:15:29,340 The previous Leader helped her and let her join us, and you just use her worries. 713 01:15:31,200 --> 01:15:32,880 Don't joke around! 714 01:15:32,880 --> 01:15:36,740 Listen, that is what you do to save a woman! 715 01:15:37,340 --> 01:15:39,110 You try saving them too! Huh? 716 01:15:40,140 --> 01:15:41,850 Try embracing Yoko! Moron. 717 01:15:44,570 --> 01:15:46,600 You can't say one sensible thing. 718 01:15:47,540 --> 01:15:51,540 Using god and religion to this extent, you're a piece of trash. 719 01:15:52,110 --> 01:15:53,280 You piece of crap! 720 01:16:00,340 --> 01:16:01,820 You'll be punished for this. 721 01:16:02,050 --> 01:16:03,710 I'd like to. 722 01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:08,110 You're going to hell. 723 01:16:09,740 --> 01:16:11,820 Let's see it happen. 724 01:16:18,850 --> 01:16:20,400 Leader. 725 01:16:22,200 --> 01:16:23,910 You should expel him. 726 01:16:27,570 --> 01:16:29,000 I... 727 01:16:30,420 --> 01:16:32,170 ...cannot endure this any longer. 728 01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:40,800 Mr. Shiba is also trying his best. 729 01:16:45,170 --> 01:16:48,510 If we let Shiba go on like this any longer... 730 01:16:50,020 --> 01:16:54,370 ...our religion will be destroyed for sure. 731 01:16:57,340 --> 01:17:00,820 Leader, you are not in the background anymore. 732 01:17:04,020 --> 01:17:05,220 I... 733 01:17:06,450 --> 01:17:08,170 ...with my everything... 734 01:17:09,110 --> 01:17:11,370 ...will protect you. 735 01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:17,310 Please, expel Shiba. 736 01:17:28,050 --> 01:17:30,450 Me expelling someone. 737 01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:35,510 I cannot do that. 738 01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:43,740 Mr. Komamura. 739 01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:48,800 Me being the Leader... 740 01:17:50,340 --> 01:17:53,340 ...isn't that the most unreasonable thing? 741 01:17:58,220 --> 01:18:02,140 Starting at 12 o'clock, there will be a rehearsal in front of the music stronghold. 742 01:18:02,220 --> 01:18:05,250 At 1 o'clock, we'll have each group do a final check. 743 01:18:05,250 --> 01:18:07,400 Please, get to the place you're assigned. 744 01:18:07,480 --> 01:18:10,800 There are cases where the believers arrive earlier than scheduled. 745 01:18:10,820 --> 01:18:15,020 In this case, we'll open the house earlier than scheduled, so respond calmly. 746 01:18:15,370 --> 01:18:17,850 And, please be mindful of the elderly... 747 01:18:17,970 --> 01:18:20,480 Excuse me, Mr. Komamura is... 748 01:20:15,400 --> 01:20:16,400 What are you doing? 749 01:20:16,400 --> 01:20:19,370 Shut up! You have the nerve to do this! 750 01:20:29,400 --> 01:20:31,820 I heard that you said I was a pervert. 751 01:20:32,110 --> 01:20:35,250 You're just as bad, getting fooled by me and doing this. 752 01:20:35,250 --> 01:20:37,650 You're much more of a pervert! 753 01:20:38,540 --> 01:20:40,710 What do you mean? That's so dirty. 754 01:20:41,400 --> 01:20:42,770 Using people like that. 755 01:20:42,770 --> 01:20:44,370 The dirty one is you! 756 01:20:45,280 --> 01:20:47,600 You don't need to go all the way to do this! 757 01:20:48,050 --> 01:20:49,600 What kind of religion is this? 758 01:20:49,600 --> 01:20:52,910 Stop talking about religion! You did what you did! 759 01:20:52,910 --> 01:20:55,220 Saying all these pretty things, you freak! 760 01:20:55,650 --> 01:20:58,650 - Is doing this fun to you? - This? 761 01:20:59,020 --> 01:21:00,710 You're the one who did it! 762 01:21:00,710 --> 01:21:03,710 Mr. Shiba, let's stop this, okay? Let's stop. 763 01:21:03,710 --> 01:21:05,170 You be quiet. 764 01:21:05,170 --> 01:21:06,450 Hey, Komamura! 765 01:21:06,710 --> 01:21:10,480 You say what you want, but if there's a woman, you're doing it! Huh? 766 01:21:16,850 --> 01:21:18,220 Leader. 767 01:21:21,570 --> 01:21:26,400 It's wrong for someone like me who works for God to do something stupid like this. 768 01:21:27,310 --> 01:21:31,310 I will be punished. I won't give excuses. 769 01:21:31,970 --> 01:21:33,420 What punishment, you idiot? 770 01:21:33,910 --> 01:21:35,940 Who's going to punish you? 771 01:21:35,940 --> 01:21:38,850 Listen, don't use God when it's convenient for you! 772 01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:41,600 You're fired! Get out of here! 773 01:21:54,600 --> 01:21:57,850 Komamura, don't do anything stupid, please don't. 774 01:21:58,250 --> 01:22:03,740 Komamura, does someone who works for God... 775 01:22:04,050 --> 01:22:07,400 ...embrace women, or stab others, huh? 776 01:22:08,050 --> 01:22:09,140 Try stabbing me. 777 01:22:09,540 --> 01:22:10,940 Try stabbing me, you idiot! 778 01:22:13,850 --> 01:22:15,220 You piece of trash. 779 01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:41,450 Listen! 780 01:22:41,570 --> 01:22:42,420 Hey! 781 01:23:30,080 --> 01:23:33,710 Kazuo, I stabbed Komamura. 782 01:23:35,050 --> 01:23:37,000 Can we do something about this? 783 01:23:42,110 --> 01:23:46,310 Mr. Shiba, this is the punishment. 784 01:23:49,110 --> 01:23:54,020 You say there's no God, and have just been chasing after money. 785 01:23:55,050 --> 01:23:57,540 You just killed Mr. Komamura. 786 01:23:59,340 --> 01:24:01,050 That's your punishment. 787 01:24:03,170 --> 01:24:05,170 There is a God. 788 01:24:14,480 --> 01:24:17,800 I guess that means I'm finally seeing God's shadow. 789 01:24:22,250 --> 01:24:26,370 Is this the only way that you are able to see God? 790 01:24:39,370 --> 01:24:43,820 Kazuo, I wonder when you changed. 791 01:25:29,820 --> 01:25:31,250 Leader. 792 01:25:33,940 --> 01:25:40,140 How about I look after the group, now that Shiba is gone? 793 01:25:43,740 --> 01:25:49,250 I mean, the one that was actually leading the group was me all this time. 794 01:25:53,770 --> 01:25:55,600 Leave it to me. 795 01:27:22,570 --> 01:27:25,820 Kazuo, so many of them are gone. 796 01:27:27,020 --> 01:27:29,020 This will make us a fortune. 797 01:27:29,710 --> 01:27:34,220 If we do this a few times, we'll be rich. 798 01:27:35,600 --> 01:27:39,800 If I talk like this, maybe I'll be punished like Shiba? 799 01:27:43,540 --> 01:27:47,420 Even a punishment wouldn't do for a person like you. 800 01:27:50,820 --> 01:27:52,680 What are you saying, Kazuo? 801 01:27:53,620 --> 01:27:57,020 Don't talk back to me, the Leader. 802 01:28:01,970 --> 01:28:04,400 You're getting confused. 803 01:28:08,110 --> 01:28:12,940 Shiba and I only created the Leader for our convenience, and built him up. 804 01:28:14,170 --> 01:28:16,910 You just have to do what I say. 805 01:28:18,800 --> 01:28:22,570 If you don't want to do that, you can quit. 806 01:28:24,910 --> 01:28:29,340 You can't kick me out like you did with the previous Leader. 807 01:28:33,170 --> 01:28:34,800 You animal! 808 01:28:36,250 --> 01:28:39,480 How dare you talk like that to the Leader, a servant of God? 809 01:28:40,400 --> 01:28:41,970 Get out! 810 01:30:34,710 --> 01:30:38,140 Five Years Later 811 01:30:38,140 --> 01:30:41,250 Greetings, ladies and gentlemen! 812 01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:45,600 This religious group... 813 01:30:45,600 --> 01:30:48,880 ...has gone out of their way, to visit this devout town. 814 01:30:49,570 --> 01:30:51,310 Today, the Leader over here... 815 01:30:51,420 --> 01:30:55,510 ...will be showing you the results... 816 01:30:55,970 --> 01:30:58,680 ...of his years of hard work... 817 01:30:58,940 --> 01:31:04,770 ...in hopes to save you all through his power. 818 01:31:05,800 --> 01:31:09,420 So, what are the Leader's miraculous powers? 819 01:31:09,910 --> 01:31:12,740 First, to walk on water! 820 01:31:13,450 --> 01:31:17,800 Second, to hold his breath underwater for ten minutes! 821 01:31:18,310 --> 01:31:22,680 And, to heal many kinds of diseases, all kinds! 822 01:31:24,200 --> 01:31:28,880 In this day and age where many fraud religious groups exist... 823 01:31:29,540 --> 01:31:32,770 ...what is the true spiritual mindset? 824 01:31:33,740 --> 01:31:37,020 I would like you all to think about that today! 825 01:31:38,170 --> 01:31:41,340 Masato Hagiwara 826 01:31:41,340 --> 01:31:44,850 Koji Tamaki 827 01:31:44,850 --> 01:31:48,250 Ittoku Kishibe 828 01:31:48,250 --> 01:31:51,710 Beat Takeshi 829 01:31:51,710 --> 01:31:55,940 Miyako Yamaguchi Aya Kokumai Motai Masako 830 01:31:55,940 --> 01:32:02,540 Masami Shimojo Yoshie Minami Susumu Terajima 831 01:32:20,850 --> 01:32:23,800 Executive Production: Toshio Nabeshima, Susumu Tanaka 832 01:32:23,880 --> 01:32:26,370 Planning: Masayuki Mori, Isao Umakoshi 833 01:32:26,370 --> 01:32:28,800 Production: Takio Yoshida, Nobuhiko Yoshida 834 01:32:28,800 --> 01:32:30,770 Based on "A Guru is Born" by Beat Takeshi 835 01:32:30,770 --> 01:32:33,280 Screenplay: Yuji Kato, Hideko Nakata 836 01:32:33,280 --> 01:32:34,820 Music: Naoyuki Fujii 837 01:32:34,820 --> 01:32:38,310 Cinematography: Koichi Kawakami Art Direction: Norihiro Isoda 838 01:32:38,310 --> 01:32:41,020 Gaffer: Hidenori Isozaki Recording: Hisayuki Miyamoto 839 01:32:41,020 --> 01:32:44,710 Editing: Chizuo Arakawa Still photography: Kazutoshi Sasada 840 01:32:44,710 --> 01:32:48,170 Assistant Director: Masahiro Kitahama 841 01:34:12,340 --> 01:34:18,220 Directed by: Toshihiro Tenma